My Coconut Fight with My Roommate

7/28/2008 09:12:00 AM / Posted by cheewei /

Coconut is the fruit of coconut tree which grew in tropical country. As a Kuantan-ese who live by the beach nearly all my life, of course I knew what coconut is. However, not so long ago, my roommate told me that he had a different definition for coconut. The coconut is no longer a fruit, but is a name for a person.

He showed me this picture on the left and asked me to look at it and his face at the same time. I was puzzled and clueless. Then, I replied: "How can I compare you with a coconut? You are not coconut, you are human!"

My roommate was not happy with my answer, although I have tried my best to explain. Well, he is definitely hard headed and not accepting any of my explanation. He was very piss for that moment. Hence, he want to have a fight with me. No reason I want to reject it as he is asking for it. Of course I said: "Yes!"

And so, the fight started (he is still cheating himself that he didn't lose the game until now). It's a fight to peal off a no of coconut skin in our fastest way. Hence, we called it "The Ultimate Coconut Fight." Whoever finish it first will win the competition and whoever can't finish it will being called coconut for the rest of his life! The audience at the scene is our witness although they are only a handful of them.

So, here is me trying very hard to win over him.

But he arrogantly stand there without making any move at the first 3 minutes.

At the 5th minutes, he was still doing nothing.

At the last 30 seconds, he only start to make his first move.

It's a very tight competition to the end.

In the end, of course I won. (with very small margin)
But, he merajuk pulak.

Just because he lost by a margin as tiny as pencil lead,
he did this to me. Aiks....

Yes! He did that to me. He showed me his backsite. I'm totally not interested in that because it's always wrong to enter people's house through back door. But because of a coconut fight, this monkey show me his back door! What a way to show off his dig-nity.

Anyway, it's a very memorable fight where I have fun with this roommate of mine. I want to thanks all my witnesses of the day which is:

The orally annoying parrot called YB KJ from Rembau.

The small & tiny mickey mouse who can act so well called Pak La.

The very fishy fish called Ong KT.

The bodo babi hutan (wild bore) called Sam from Sungai Siput.

The notoriously "bodo" bull who produced a lot of shits called Zaharin Y. from the Intelligent City of Malaysia.

Thanks to all of my witnesses. Although they are not that good looking at outside, but never never judge a book by its cover. All my witnesses are the best in their area, just like their nature portrayed through their pictures above. Believe me, they are showing off their nature everyday! (without fail)

In a nutshell, my roommate is officially called coconut! He is exactly like a coconut. Brown outside, white inside. Just like a banana, white inside, yellow outside. However, although he's a coconut from the Beech, I still accept him as my small little monkey roommate of mine.

Here is a picture of me and my coconut roommate. :)

Although he is wearing a tie, but still, it never change his nature as a true authentic topical fruit.

**PS: Dear readers, if you are interested, try collect all the bold words in this post.You will find a real description of this tropical fruit. Have fun!



Comment by Tharan on July 28, 2008 at 12:41 PM

YEah...after getting bashed in my blog..he finally starts one. The journey of a white knight........who sleeps like a pig.

and yeah..i understand the puzzle...damn

Comment by m!lk_w@y on July 28, 2008 at 5:59 PM

sorry tharan... i felt so guilty now for giving u the coconut name during alpha...

now u have to bear with my successor to play around with you:D

Comment by hengyeehui on July 28, 2008 at 7:48 PM

oh...weird ppl is a beach boy...haa...

i m beach girl oh...actually is riverside girl...wahaaa...

hope can c one more funny funny funny blog than tharan's...hee^___^

Comment by xenac on July 29, 2008 at 12:10 AM

first was a two way between steve and tharan. now got a threesome with you in the picture. lol.

i guess me and taufik will be observers for the moment:)

Comment by Tharan on July 29, 2008 at 7:26 PM
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Comment by Tharan on July 29, 2008 at 9:45 PM

i think yee hui didnt get the meaning of beech

Comment by Teresa on July 30, 2008 at 7:10 PM a nice statement though :) get a chatbox so that we can spam there..haha..

Comment by MasTer on July 30, 2008 at 8:10 PM

that was a nice story
and you made to believe more and more of the importance of coconut
Tharan , u r the coconut for ever

Anonymous on March 8, 2009 at 10:02 PM

infamous guy

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